“Upon arrival in heaven do not speak to St. Peter until spoken to. It is not your place to begin. You can ask him for his autograph. There is no harm in that. But be careful do not remark that it is one of the penalties of his greatness. He has heard that before. Do not try to Kodak him. Hell is full of people who have tried. When you get there, be sure to leave your dog outside. Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
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