Every church has its share of discrepancies. The following are true misplaced comments in various church bulletins:
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.------------------------------
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict..
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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